{"id":148,"date":"2021-10-12T00:06:10","date_gmt":"2021-10-12T00:06:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bartyslayfast.com\/?page_id=148"},"modified":"2021-10-12T00:06:10","modified_gmt":"2021-10-12T00:06:10","slug":"guide-to-grocery-shopping","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/bartyslayfast.com\/index.php\/guide-to-grocery-shopping\/","title":{"rendered":"Guide to Grocery Shopping"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse has-medium-font-size\">You will find the aisle\r\na hectic freeway, filled\r\nwith dangers galore.\r\nMeditate on this mantra,\r\n<em>patience\u2026and respect<\/em>,\r\nas you proceed through\r\nthis disciplinary course.\r\n\r\nIf mildly inconvenienced, \r\nplease repeat twenty to fifty times.\r\n\r\n<em>Lesson 1: Safety Regulations<\/em>\r\nAdhere to speed limits,\r\nmaintain your lane, pull over\r\nas needed, and, above all, avoid\r\nthe lackadaisical jack-knife. Why?\r\nYou chose to participate\r\nin rush hour\r\nnot a solitary, midnight drive.\r\n\r\n<em>Lesson 2: Nature Studies<\/em>\r\nObserve the employed bees,\r\nproducing honey for a whole colony,\r\nworker ants that carry more than their weight.\r\nIf your wipers function properly, perhaps you\u2019ll see\r\na mother barely keeping ends together,\r\na student toiling for a better life.\r\nThey are hosts, you are guests; \r\nwith both comes \r\nresponsibility\r\nto preserve the environment.\r\n\r\n<em>Lesson 3: Common Decency<\/em>\r\nAn item might be vacant.\r\nA strong desire will tempt you \r\nto swat at the closest bee or ant.\r\nDon\u2019t be surprised if they sting you \r\nin self-defense.\r\nWhen you decide to act \r\nlike a child,\r\nyou are entitled\r\nto be treated as one.\r\n<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You will find the aisle a hectic freeway, filled with dangers galore. Meditate on this mantra, patience\u2026and respect, as you proceed through this disciplinary course. If mildly inconvenienced, please repeat twenty to fifty times. Lesson 1: Safety Regulations Adhere to speed limits, maintain your lane, pull over as needed, and, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":149,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-148","page","type-page","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bartyslayfast.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bartyslayfast.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bartyslayfast.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bartyslayfast.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bartyslayfast.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=148"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bartyslayfast.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/148\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":150,"href":"https:\/\/bartyslayfast.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/148\/revisions\/150"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bartyslayfast.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bartyslayfast.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}